You've got to crack a smile sometimes...

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

me: what

friend: OH MAN

OH

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

school

finals

papers

work

responsibility

life

A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.

Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.

Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM

Plato: *high fives Socrates*